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More Silly Criminals
We haven’t visited this subject for quite awhile, but here is a good one to start the topic again. PUEBLO, Colo. (AP) – Police say a suspect in a Colorado home invasion had the evidence written all over his face. … Continue reading
One Liners
Just a few quick things I need to say out loud. The government in Washington has been shut down for almost a week. Has anyone noticed? I didn’t think so. Me either. Speaking of being shut down, do you think … Continue reading
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Speaking Of White Death
Because if you live in the Eastern half of the United States, it is on your mind. In my neck of the woods, we are expecting 8-12 inches of the money killer. That being snow. Nothing hurts my business more … Continue reading
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Just so you’ll know.
In Ohio, if you are bitten by something that is rabid, the county will help you pay your doctor’s bill. DELAWARE, Ohio – An Ohio county has agreed to pay $1,500 to a man who was bitten by a rabid … Continue reading
Jillian Should Feel Lucky
Just think what kind of rant Jill would have had if she were this guy: ST. GALLEN, Switzerland (AP) – A Swiss court has slapped a wealthy speeder with a chalet-sized fine – a full $290,000. Judges at the cantonal … Continue reading
Another Reason Snow Is Bad
I mean besides the cold and slipping and the crashing and the cancellations… LONDON (Reuters) – Britons snowed in by the wintry weather have been flocking to an extra-marital dating site in the last 24 hours. IllicitEncounters.com, which provides a … Continue reading
BRRRRRR….
Crazy Russians The countdown has begun! We are on our last day of the decade and I am for one, glad to move on. It has been a very trying decade for most of us and am happy to go … Continue reading
Not Quite The Shroud
What I want to know is how do the shirts look? In this photo taken Monday, Nov. 23, 2009 residue is seen on the bottom of an electric iron at the home of Mary Jo Coady, in Methuen, Mass. Coady … Continue reading
It Is All About The Scotch
Now there are a lot of things that I would do or have done in order to get a drink. Most of which, can not be discussed here. As it has been well established, Toph does like his pints and … Continue reading
Blow where?
This young lad here on your right is in a little trouble and the irony of it all is how he is dressed. Seems that the gent dressed up in a breathalyzer costume for Halloween. Brilliant except for the fact … Continue reading
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Got to love the general public!
Most of you know that I am a chef. I am also the manager of my restaurant. If you didn’t know this, then why not? Anyway, the restaurant belongs to a site the basically sells coupons for our place. In … Continue reading
Just what you need
Toph always tries to take care of you. I know that you have had a hard week. Your boss doesn’t appreciate you. The kids have been a pain. November is in 2 days. It’s been tough. That is why I … Continue reading
Just in time for Halloween
I bet the guy wasn’t even wearing a mask! IOWA CITY, Iowa (AP) – Iowa City police are investigating an early morning assault in which a man accused another of being a zombie, then punched him twice. Police said … Continue reading
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Poor Bush
I am sure that he got blamed for something here. In the picture, a turkey named “Liberty” surprises President George W. Bush at the annual turkey pardoning event at the White House, three days ahead of Thanksgiving, November 19, 2001. … Continue reading
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Don’t be blue!
I know I haven’t been posting much this week, so please accept this as an offering of love to you all for putting up with me. Okay, a little too sappy? Yea, I agree, but the offer of the flower … Continue reading
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EEEWWWW!!!
Arachnoid Phobes beware! What you see here is a Golden Orb Spider crawling across the face of a very stupid man. Okay, I am sure he is not stupid. He is a actually a dude that is supposed to know … Continue reading
Bad Winds
Gale force winds rock Australia this week causing the worst dust storm in decades as sand blows in from the outback. And I don’t mean the steak house. This would be some nasty stuff. Just think what this could do … Continue reading
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oops…
I hate it when I lose my wallet, BETHLEHEM, Pa. (AP) – Authorities in eastern Pennsylvania say they have identified a suspected bank robber using the wallet he left behind. Bethlehem police say 51-year-old Lloyd Virgil Barclay held up a … Continue reading
That Thing Really Worked!
The hazards of being a history buff. UNIONTOWN, Pa. – A Pennsylvania history buff who recreates firearms from old wars accidentally fired a 2-pound cannonball through the wall of his neighbor’s home. William Maser, 54, fired a cannonball Wednesday evening … Continue reading
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He’s no Plaxico Burruss
Someone shooting themselves in the leg never gets old. MOUNT VERNON, Wash. (AP) – A northwest Washington man is recovering after accidentally shooting himself in the leg while hunting an opossum that had been snatching his chickens. Larry Tenbrink of Mount … Continue reading
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Just save the reciept!
Why is it that Ohio people keep making the stupid criminal list? CLEVELAND – Police said a Cleveland barber became so upset by what he considered bad beef jerky that he returned to the store where he bought it and … Continue reading
Would You Look At That!
The picture on the left is a bust of a woman that was carved in Egypt around 1550 BC to 1050 BC. Look very hard at the photo. Did you notice the same thing as I did? That’s right! Michael … Continue reading
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Better Bribe Needed!
Here is a guy that needed donuts as well. SALISBURY, Mass. (AP) – A 55-year-old Massachusetts man brought coffee to a police station to apologize for creating a ruckus 12 years ago, and was violently arrested the next day by … Continue reading
Cleveland…..
As you all probably know my dad is on the bike ride. If not, read the post below this one. We went to drop my dad and his friend at Cleveland. So let me explain the before situation… So all … Continue reading
This guy is tough
This again is a story that only can be true, because no one would think to make this stuff up. It seems that Jeffrey Metz is going to jail for punching something making said thing lose a tooth. Said thing is … Continue reading
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