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Category Archives: nonsense
A Monkey On Your Back
You are not going to like me for this. These two monkeys on the right sure are cute. Awww…. I know, how can anyone resist them at all! Now for the bad part. A few weeks ago I got the … Continue reading
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The Nags Are Calling
It is off to the horse track tonight to fulfill our yearly ritual of losing money on the ponies. While we are there, we are going to help celebrate a friends birthday, so the proverbial, two birds, one stone thing. … Continue reading
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My Kind Of Restaurant!
One of my all time favorites. How can you go wrong with SPAM!
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What’s Up With That!
I am off to do double duty again today. This is my third double in just over one week. This working stuff is just for the birds! Why are all of these weddings in August, the hottest month of the … Continue reading
McGee’s Story~~~ Bethany’s Version
By:Bethany So you probably have read my dad’s version of McGee’s Crossing. I, though have a completely different version. So once upon a time…… There was a man named Bill McGee, short for William. He decided he wanted to be … Continue reading
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The Real Story Of McGee~~~Toph’s Version
Jenny McGee sighed. She didn’t get it. Why didn’t he understand? The “he” she was thinking of was no other than Andrew Jones. She was so in love with him, but she couldn’t get him to move! Literally. They were … Continue reading
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Just Who Is McGee?
Take a look at Kev’s response to my quip on names that you see on the highway as you are traveling along. Read it HERE I still maintain that it was a river that I was traveling over when I made … Continue reading
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Playing With Dolls!
Not that I condone playing with dolls or anything… But this does go with the previous post. That means if you didn’t read the previous post, please go do so now and THENwatch the very funny “Spaceballs” clip. I said … Continue reading
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Killing Weeds
It is so true what women say. Not all of it, mind you, some of it…okay, most of it. You know how the ladies always preach that men are nothing but very big children that need a woman to look … Continue reading
My New Error Message
I think this is what you should see if you reached Toph’s World by mistake. Or any other mistake that you might find on the Internet or windows. Just My way of looking out for you folks, because I care!
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Want Fries With That?
This big burger weighed in at 198 lbs. I wonder how long it took on the grill and how many bags of charcoal it took? This picture comes from Sydney, Australia and was an attempt to break the worlds record. … Continue reading
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If Only Yogi Had Learned This
Like bears are not scary enough, but when they go out and learn Kung Fu, we are all in trouble. No worries, you can have all of the picnic baskets you want, Mr. Bear and Mr. Ranger will not mess … Continue reading
Equal Opportunity
So When the cat saw the last post, he got mad about not having some more face time on the blog. You know how sensitive cats can be. So here is the best side of Tecumseh. He is also showing … Continue reading
New Technology…Maybe…A Toph Interactive
I was thinking the other day. I know, that is rare behavior from me. But I was thinking. And I was at work. And when the thought struck me, well, I had to chuckle to myself. And then I started … Continue reading
Yummy
Okay, if you ask me, I am not really a fan of fish heads in my pasta. But the photo here on the left is just that, asardine pasta. Better known as “spelt tagliatelle” which is pasta with sardines and … Continue reading
It’s Been A Tough Week!
Yes, even the Pope can find a sermon boring. One would think whoever is speaking, has given his last sermon for the Pontiff. This also give hopes to those that say “church is boring! I don’t want to go!” Well, … Continue reading
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WOOT! Great News!
It seems that I was given very good news today! According to research, Chocolate gives you some very good health and medical benefits. It seems that if you eat some dark chocolate, it helps with liver cirrhosis. Now why is this a good … Continue reading
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Extreme Biking
Sure, this seemed like a great idea at the time. Let’s get a bike and ride it over a tight wire. While we are at it, let’s put a ladder underneath the bike. Yeah, we will have another guy on … Continue reading
Silliness
I wanna be the Easter rabbit this year…. No way pal, it’s my job. What? Says who… WHAP, BANG, SLAP, GRAP, PUNCH….. Fine, it is all yours, I hope they bite your ear off!
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Run Away!
Pull out the Holy hand grenades and kill the bloody rabbit! For those of you that know what I am talking about, there is no need to go further. But if you don’t, well shame on you! A very good … Continue reading
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Groundhog Day
I am sure this guy thought he was trying to help the famous Punxsutawney Phil! That and he didn’t want six more weeks of winter! PUNXSUTAWNEY, Pa. (AP) – Police say they charged a Pennsylvania man with public drunkenness after … Continue reading
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Writer’s Block
Yep, I have had it now for about a week. I just can’t think of any topics and nothing has jumped out at me for awhile. I could write about health care, but that is being taken care of every … Continue reading
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If I Built A House
Not trying to show off my engineering skills or anything. I just know that If I were building the house, the way things normally go for me, I would turn the plans upside down with out knowing it. I would … Continue reading
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More Madness!
In celebration of the madness, I submit the following. Hope you have a great tourney!
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Bible Study
And now, a not so serious take on the bible, at least according to Mel Brooks. I found this to be quite humorous. But that is not a big surprise. I have been a big Mel Brooks fan for a … Continue reading
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