If you ever hear this, please be damn sure you meant to call that service. Why am I wording that so strongly? I am glad you ask because I give you the following story as evidence.
BERLIN (AFP) – A woman in Germany phoned police after hearing “suspicious noises” in her flat, but much to her embarrassment officers found the source was a vibrator, authorities said Friday.
The noise was so loud and strange, even over the telephone, that police in Bochum in western Germany decided to send a patrol car around to the “scene of the crime”, a statement said.
“Daringly, and with the occupier’s permission, one of the officers opened the drawer of a wardrobe where the noise was coming from.
“Underneath some clothes he found a very personal, battery-operated object which had obviously switched itself on… The tenant’s face abruptly changed colour.”
Police then “wished her a nice evening and left”.
Now, I don’t know about all of you, but I found this to be hysterical.
You would have thought that the woman in question would have recognized the sound of her own…ah…toy. Obviously that is not the case here. So to her embarrassment, she now finds herself on the web and even here in Toph’s World.
I really like the sentence in the story, “Police then “wished her a nice evening and left”.” When you know quite well what they were doing when the got back in the police car. That is right, ROTFLMAO.
Nice…
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