Don’t Give In!

I must be having a mid-life crisis.  I keep hearing these voice.  No, not those voices, but new voices.  They say things like, “Buy me!”  or “Do this before it is too late!” 

I have heard these voices before.  They are from the stupid me.  Stupid me has got me in trouble in the past.  That is why I recognize the tone pf the voice.  Like, “Go ahead, do more Jager shots, they are okay!”  That was stupid.   “Go ahead, drive after consuming all of those Jager shots.”  Again, stupid me speaking.  “She’ll appreciate you for telling her she has a fat butt!”  Again, stupid me scores.

But right now, the stupid voice is very insistent.

I have been hearing, “Dude, you would look really good in that sporty Jeep.”

Shut up, stupid.

“Wouldn’t you rather have a nice big motorcycle?  Just think what and where you could go on that thing!”

Stupid, shut up.

“Why did you wait so long?  You can still get some tattoos.  It’s never too late for that!”

No way stupid, shut up already!

“A twelve pack of Krispy Kremes….yum…”

Hmmnnn, stupid may be on to something there…..NO…NO, stupid me, go away!

I just can’t explain why stupid me is so vocal at the moment and I really do not like any of stupid me’s suggestions.  It has to be the male version of mid-life.  It is all I can attribute it to.  Do you think there are pills for stupid or should I just drink even more beer?

See how tricky stupid can be!